Best Verse of the Event
Resin M-I-C
.. give this underdog a lifejacket., someone went overboard.,
..we all know how ug u are so .. let's go ..
Aiyyo
..u Acne'd bastid.. them pimples come in lousy groups.,
the Discharge on ya chin alone can send home a thousand troops.
..dethroned King Rich., but ya BIG HEAD make my doubts spark.,
gettin da crown off u's such a ‘Butter move’ it forced em to leave Southpark
..washed up bitch., he def aint flowin fine.,
if the Hills Have Eyes., u BEEN waaaay over it & prolly going blind
..ur a loser, a chump., his emotion’s rancid.,
he so uncool dehydration takes a backseat to his social status
..save it u jewbag ., u put up a poor fight.,
sorry kid., He-Brew pride only works for the niggas at coors light
..fuck them fake personals., u aint stayin on top’a me
if ‘one love’ means goodbye then ur fuckin reign supports monogamy
..u stupid faggot., u cant even vex right.,
i’d tear u a new asshole but that’d just boost ur sexlife
..it must suck knowin u just couldn’t hack it.,
time flies when u win., now watch him turn back into a maggot
Mahfucka.
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Best Battle of the Event
Fracture vs $pitacular
$pitacular
revered as one of the greatest. n' he gotta keep the stigma going
so Frac's always lookin for a challenge - finding it, then hiding & no showing
yo... I came here to prove this motherfucker bruises n' bleeds
n' yall better grab a rake, cuz everytime this nigga loses he leaves
you used to be dope Frac. quit actin like you'll make me a victim
bitch please.. you lost your touch like I cut your hands off n' hid em
ya fuckin stink homie. maybe you're just too hood for a bath
n' you're really not that funny, but ya verse is always good for a laugh
the hammer's cocked... get blown apart man you outta stop
cuz after this you'll be donating organs like you own a piano shop
Feed you my fist.. choke on the hand of the man that's breakin nerds
if you're hungry for seconds, don't worry it's yours cuz I'll be takin first
you know you love my swagger. I'm the boss bitch. listen.. you soft
the only reason you ain't on my dick is cuz I keep pissin you off
this is the cost.. when I say I'm the best n' you wanna test that
it's a fact.. homie I'm no singer but I'm bout to hit a F-flat
ya chest smashed.. I earned the title 'Legend'. I'm a veteran in rhyme
n' I been holdin back.. cuz ya girl likes it better from behind
you're inconsistant at best. far from perfect. just stop the garbage
they pegged you the "Raps Murderer".. saw my verse n' dropped the charges
no showin homo. you're fulla lies.. I'ma put the win in my right pocket
n' it'll be quite a shock, when I plug my fist into your eye socket
oh n' speakin of cum lines - I'm glad Rich brought up the discussion
cuz I used to like sex punches too, until ya mom caught a concussion
the fuck you doin. just no show again. I'll cut ya chest in two n'...
you're no Pharaoh.. but I'll have you boxed up n' left in ruins
bitch
vs
Fracture
vaskez, be sure to vote for him
Dynamx, Dyna, Namix
iiight Spit, lets goo………
You just an ego who’s words are worth nothin’
And ya wordplay? Helps on the way next time Namix uses the search function.
…You aint ever got a date and its like u juking the bush..
Ya name fits perfect,.. cuz if Spit comes out of a girls mouth shes usually butch
…on b-boys, cliches & ezboard names wont make it far,
I would give you a hand but you’d use it for another corny ass avatar
When u battled richard u was whining all fight, we kind of alike,
Cause all you do is bitch bitch bitch,.. & all I do is ya mother, sister and wife
You should write your set up bar and then plead the fifth
Who the hell still says “rap like a mummy”, fucking cheesy bitch
He uses lots of paper so his package doesn’t roll light weight,
The way he stuffs his crotch ravens scouting him for goal line plays.
Most ya wordplay is old as fuck.. we talkin '98 season,
The only lines that werent used before werent used before for a reason
His wifes pussy is so open, it looks like Leonidas chose it to post in
The bitch has had more dudes in her bed then classicks chevy on roadtrips
I’ll get under ya skin, piss u off, make ya nerves split,
But if you pushed MY buttons all my couplets would end with a corny word flip
..Are u new to battling? Cause u takin the wrong stance,
Last time you went toe to toe with a man was at ya prom dance
Way to get to the finals and let King Rich throw u on crutches
Richards gimmick goes back to the medieval days,.. & well, so do ur punches
Does rb know that they being repped by this scared vet,
This is called Return of the legends this pussy might as well signal fair catch
Winner = Fracture